On Sailor Town, Josh is known as notenoughusernames.

Joshua doesn’t feel like writing a short bio right now, so he’ll write a short short bio. Josh was once described as “bursting with sexual charisma” by an assistant theater director. Joshua is also bursting with grape-jelly-like charisma. In fact, if there’s a charisma or jelly out there, Josh is probably bursting with it.

Crunchy peanut butter is better than crunchy ranch dressing.